Monday, November 29, 2004

The bear hunter's joke

once there was a guy called Luigi, a great big hunter with a dog. One day he and his dog went bear hunting, but his way of killing a bear was much different than others. He would let his big dog chase the bear up a tree and then Luigi would go to the tree and shake it, then when the bear fell down, the dog would finish him off by humping it to death. So as the day went on Luigi and his dog spotted a bear, so the dog ran after it and chased it up a tree. Luigi then went over to the and shook it as hard as he could then the bear fell down and then the dog did the rest. The next morning Luigi and his dog went hunting again and spotted an even bigger bear, so he sent his dog after it and chased it up a tree, then Luigi shook the tree as hard as he could and the bear came down, and the dog started humping it to death and then Luigi said, "good dog that's enough." The next day Luigi had spotted another bear even bigger than the other two, so he said, "ok boy go get him," but Luigi realized there was another hunter there with his dog saying the same thing. So Luigi and the other guy went over to the tree and they both shook it, but the bear didn't fall down, so Luigi said, "ok i'll have to climb up the tree and get him down, but if I fall before the bear does you shoot that dumb dog.